Highbrow Poetry
A Day Out
I had stored up for almost a year
With nary a boff or tumble.
The breaking point was now quite near
As I felt my big balls rumble.
With no prospects ‘round, no date in sight
No outlet for my emitting
I sat and thought with all my might
Eyes watering and teeth gritting.
I’d not handle this task by myself
Wouldn’t dump this on my own
Won’t grab the Vaseline off the shelf
To empty out my bone.
I’ll take a walk to clear my head
And look for a solution
Avoiding the option that brought me dread
And create some sperm pollution.
So off I went that sunny day
All full of bubbling spoo
My feet they took me all the way
To the gate of the local zoo.
In I went, my fervor deep
Desperate for release
In the petting zoo, I fucked a sheep
Fingers entwined in white fleece.
The kiddies screamed, I scooted on
Escaped and gave a laugh
First mounted quite a lovely fawn
And then one hot giraffe.
Control now lost, I stumbled nude
From one cage to the next
The patrons young and old all viewed
Some pretty graphic sex.
The wildebeests, I took them all
Fucked the entire herd
After that, I did the aviary crawl
Ever done it with a bird?
The reptiles, seals, bears, cats, too
I violated all
Throughout it, though, my lust still grew
That rumbling in my balls.
The one that finally did the trick
And started the deluge
In the elephant I finally slid my dick
And filled her with my spooge.
Now listen, please, and heed my words
And think me not perverse
Don’t force yourself on animals
When you’re done things just get worse.
For though you’d think I’m banned for life
And they blackballed this poor ass
The truth is, Jumbo’s bore my child
Visitation by zoo pass.
